EPISODES

 

Seasons one through seven were created for air on Machinima's YouTube channel, where they're still hosted. Click an episode below to view it.

 

MASTER CHIEF SUCKS AT HALO

 

Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3

 

season one

 

Episode 01: Pilot Episode

Episode 02: "Recon"

Episode 03: "Attitude"

Episode 04: "Melee"

Episode 05: "Martyrdom"

Episode 06: "Brawl"

 

season two

 

Episode 01: "Girls"

Episode 02: "Legendary"

Episode 03: "Newcomers"

Episode 04: "Cortana"

Episode 05: "Conflict (Part One)"

Episode 06: "Conflict (Part Two)"

 

season three

 

Episode 01: "Cold"

Episode 02: "Wedding"

Episode 03: "Professional"

Episode 04: "Face-Off"

Episode 05: "Showdown"

Episode 06: "Glitch"

Episode 07: "Panic"

Episode 08: "Cheater"

Episode 09: "Company (Part 1)"

Episode 10: "Party"

Flashback A

Flashback B

Flashback C

Flashback D

Episode 11: "Company (Part 2)"

Episode 12: "Evil"

Episode 13: "King"

 

season four

 

Episode 01: "Out of Reach"

Episode 02: "It's a Beta!"

Episode 03: "Pirates"

Episode 04: "Aces and Spaces"

Episode 05: "Giveth and Taketh"

Episode 06: "God's Work"

Episode 07: "B& (Part One)"

Episode 08: "B& (Part Two)"

Episode 09: "Digital Fruitcakes"

Episode 10: "Night of the Evading Dead"

Episode 11: "The Mail Room"

Episode 12: "The Mail Room II"

Episode 13: "The Spider"

 

Season five

 

Act ONE

 

Episode 01: "House of Cards"

Episode 02: "Duck Love"

Episode 03: "Low on Hearts"

 

Act TWO

 

Episode 04: "Rock Bottom"

Episode 05: "Hypernews I"

Episode 06: "Drunken Halo"

Episode 07: "Time Wasters"

Episode 08: "Da Bomb"

Episode 09: "Double Trouble"

Episode 10: "Hypernews II"

Episode 11: "Stag Night"

 

Act THREE

 

Episode 12: "Cheaters"

Episode 13: "Collapse"

 

Season six

 

Act ONE

 

Episode 01: "Genesis"

Episode 02: "Hard End"

Episode 03: "TOSERS"

 

Act TWO

 

Episode 04: "Dough Eyes"

Episode 05: "Chaos Theosis"

Episode 06: "Fired Up"

Episode 07: "The Storm"

Episode 08: "Blackout"

Episode 09: "Remission"

 

Act THREE

 

Episode 10: "Cradle to Grave"

Episode 11: "Femme Fatale"

Episode 12: "Severance"

Episode 13: "The Reunion"

 

Season seven

 

Act ONE

 

Episode 01: "Reapers"

Episode 02: "Barbie and the Chief"

Episode 03: "Massive Damage"

Episode 04: "Terminal"

 

Act TWO

 

Episode 05: "Heat"

Episode 06: "Ashes"

Episode 07: "Two Point Zero"

Episode 08: "Blast Radius"

Episode 09: "Broken"

Episode 10: "Burned"

Episode 11: "Black"

Episode 12: "Wake"

Episode 13: "Dead Weight"

Episode 14: "Spiraling"

Episode 15: "Crush"

Episode 16: "In Memoriam"

 

Act THREE

 

Episode 17: "Descent"

Episode 18: "Take A Seat"

Episode 19: "What Lies Beneath"

Episode 20: "Greenlit"

Episode 21: "Flatline"

Episode 22: "Event Horizon"

Episode 23: "The Big Bang"

Episode 24: "Game Over"

Episode 25: "Ignition"

 

SEASON EIGHT

 

Act One

 

Episode 01: Fatal Exception

Episode 02: Nervewreck

Episode 03: Party Time

Episode 04: Bad Dream

Episode 05: Reentry

Episode 06: Lockout

Episode 07: Triple Fault

Episode 08: Warhead (Coming Soon)

 

Act Two

 

Episode 9

Episode 10

Episode 11

Episode 12

Episode 13

Episode 14

Episode 15

Episode 16

 

Act Three

 

Episode 17

Episode 18

Episode 19

Episode 20

Episode 21

Episode 22

Episode 23

Episode 24

 

Act Four

 

Episode 25

Episode 26

Episode 27

Episode 28

Episode 29

Episode 30

Episode 31

Episode 32

 

Final Act

 

Episode 33

PLAYLISTS

 

Click on a window below to play episodes of a particular season in order on this page. The next episode of the season will automatically load and play in the same window.

 

SEASON ONE

SEASON TWO

Season Three

Season Four

Season Five

Season Six

Season Seven

Season Eight